ESA Gag Gifts

Thinking of gifting your friends or family members with something differet this time around? We may have the perfect item! Introducing E.S.A Gag Gifts! The absolute WORST gift for those you love / hate (strike out where applicable). Best for birthdays, parties, festive season parties, staff performance appraisals, company family days, or just no occasion at all!

Borderline insulting, sometimes even ahem… vulgar, but that’s up to individual interpretation!

About these seemingly “pointless gifts” :-

  • E.S.A Gag Gifts come on a A6 card with a plastic blister.
  • Objects are often (although not always) 3D-printed and hand painted.
  • Most people don’t pry open the objects from the card. Although they can be taken out of their packaging, a Gag Gift is far more meaningful “complete and all in”… the object, and the card (and all the nonsense written on it) together. Kan?
  • Some Gag Gifts have gone through numerous iterations. Objects and card designs may be different from the ones you see here. If you happen to have an older-edition card and object, those are now rare! Keep them for 100 years and you’ll be a millionaire (or 6 feet under, whichever comes first). No seriously, don’t take our word for it (on what the eventual value may or may not be in the future).
  • NOT ALL GAG GIFTS ARE HERE. Some are physical pop-up stall exclusives. Drop us a message if you’d like to check these “naughty ones” out, and we’ll sort them out for you separately.
  • We don’t usually produce a lot of stock, except for the more “popular” gags. But they don’t take long to make. Patience, young padawan… order, and they will be made.
  • Local pickup option = pick them up at our little table at the Amcorp Mall Flea Market every weekend of the month (unless stated otherwise). Stay tuned to our social media for updates. Usually on Facebook (we’re boomers and Gen-Xers… kasi chance can or not?).
  • Literally more than a thousand of E.S.A Gag Gifts have already been sold, mostly at our retail booth at the Amcorp Mall flea market. So if you’re afraid that there may be something wrong with you, rejoice to the fact that you’re not alone.
  • They are not meant to be eaten. Seriously. Keep them away from children, pets, and gullible adults.
  • If you don’t have a sense of humour, please don’t buy these.
  • If your intended recipient doesn’t have a sense of humour, well that’s on you.
  • If you buy them for your own self amusement to add to your collection of weird or pointless things, we love you long time.